Exhausted does not do what I am feeling justice. Maybe borderline unfunctional, but even that isn't quite it. I am louse free, sunburned, and thinking that sleep meds make a bit of sense, at least for next year. I was …

I hate summer. No, wait, I hate winter. Wait, maybe that isn't it, either. Whenever winter hits the brakes and spring decides it can take on the lazy, white fart(winter is WHITE. I'm making a joke), or something like …